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Groundhog Day
What’s not to love in a furry rodent? Instead of wandering around looking for a shadow, pop a beer and watch Bill Murray in one of his funnier moments. Andie MacDowell can almost act in this movie...honest!
Welcome back my friends to another February. If you are part of the VDLC (Valentine’s Day Loser’s Club), or are just sick of Hallmark and crappy chocolates in heart shaped boxes, then take a deep breath and sigh out in relief because I have good news. February isn’t just about Valentine’s Day. There are all sorts of excuses to party this month that have nothing to do with desperate romance and bad dates.
I once dumped a guy on Valentine’s Day (Philippe it was for the best) you should try it, and then go stag to one of the listed events.
Motley Crew
Playing at the Air Canada Centre. Backcomb what’s left or your hair; squeeze into the acid-wash and kick start your heart.
Waitangi Day
This is a New Zealand holiday commemorating a treaty signed between the Maori and the European settlers. If you party on this day the motto is simple, “let the party be as freaky as the New Zealand’s wildlife”.
Charles Dickens Day
A perfect time to make friends on the wrong side of the tracks. PAR-TAY!
Mariah Carey
Playing at the Air Canada Centre. I predict sales in earplugs will skyrocket.
No Sweetheart Required
Playing at Whistler’s Grille and Café, 995 Broadview Avenue at Pottery Road. This cabaret of sassy comedies and musical interludes is packed with talent and sure to be a crowd pleaser.
Call 416-653-5870 to book your tickets.
Thomas Edison’s Birthday
Without this guy you wouldn’t have the light bulb, or the IPod for that matter, as the phonograph was one of his patented inventions. So dim the lights, turn up the Barry White and enjoy.
Winterlicious
It actually started Jan. 29. This is a fantastic excuse to try out a new restaurant and have a culinary adventure. There are 150 restaurants that participate and most of them are in the downtown core. www.toronto.ca/special_events/wintercity/2010/winterlicious.htm
Abe Lincoln’s Birthday
I know, I know, we’re not American, but with that funny facial hair and trend setting hat, what a perfect excuse for a costume party!
The Canadian International Auto Show
Catch it at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre. Cars are Dead Sexy and a definite turn on! Get your motor runnin’....
Valentine’s Day
Instead of flowers and candy, might I recommend a visit to your favourite adult store? Nothing says pleasure, like wearing pleather. I’m sorry? Did you want a romance instead? Fine, John Mayer is at the ACC. www.theaircanadacentre.com/events/event.asp?event_id=524
MARDI GRAS!
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that this is the night that we worship the universal “3B’s”...Booze, Babes, and Boobs. The nightlife will be hopping. This is THE opportunity of the year to have a hedonistic adventure. Go forth and conquer!
Pluto Discovery Day (ok, we made the name up)
You should be relatively recovered from your Mardi Gras hangover and ready to celebrate the day that Pluto was discovered: This little planet, that’s no longer a planet, needs a party to cheer it back up. This is a good excuse to learn how to mix a “Sunrise on Pluto”. Pour vodka, tequila and blue Curacao into a glass. Fill almost to top with lemonade and splash in some Grenadine. Feel free to experiment with the alcohol levels.
Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck
Playing at the Air Canada Centre...need I say more?
George Washington’s Birthday
Yes another American, but with those funky wigs, embroidered jackets and calve hugging tights, this is a great excuse to go down to Church Street and let it all hang loose. I dedicate this day to all our “Drag Mothers”.
Foundry Theatre presents a staged reading of Elmar Maripuu’s new play “Plighted Troths” at the Rear-view Mirror in Kensington Market (193 ½ Baldwin Ave). If you feel like your opinion is never heard, then get over there, have a drink or three and wax eloquent during the Q&A session with the writer and director.
In 1815 Napoleon Bonaparte escaped from exile on the island of Elba. Follow his example and escape from your day-job. It’s Friday, you may as well make it a long weekend!
There you go folks. These events should keep your mind off of your past, present and future Exes. Get out there, experiment, try something new, and have a great February!
